Good Monday morning everyone!!!  Here's a funny way to start your week!!

“Baking”

 Olivia and I were doing some baking and she dropped some flour on the floor.  She said “Mommy, we better clean that up, or we will need a new kitchen”.

“Uncle Donald”

Heard in the truck on the ride home “Uncle Donald had a farm, ee ii ee ii oooo, and on his farm he had some cows….”.

“Teeth”

After viewing the hereditary space between her top front teeth, Olivia asked “Mommy, when will I grow a tooth there?”

“Colds”

Olivia had a bad cold and she said to me so solemnly in her little cold voice “Mommy, I have a sore cough”.

Have a great Monday!!

Sandy Appleyard

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Happy Thursday everyone!  If you're in the mood for a few laughs, I've got just the thing :)

“Vegetables”

Olivia:  “Mommy, you eat your vegetables, how come you’re not getting any bigger?”

“Christmas”

I bought one of those “Countdown to Christmas” chocolate calendars for Olivia, and I gave her the one chocolate to correspond with the day, the 24^th day before Christmas.  I explained to her that she can have one tomorrow.  I left her to go upstairs.  As I came back downstairs a little while later, she came running up to me with her face so bright and covered in chocolate.  I noticed there were about ten chocolates remaining in the calendar.  She enthusiastically screamed out “Mommy, look, I took out the chocolates all by myself!”

“Lunch”

Olivia:  “Mommy, today for lunch I want a cheese and meat sandwich….but no cheese”.

“Bigger”

I repeatedly complained about how heavy Olivia was getting and that I had trouble picking her up to put her in the truck.  She commented “Mommy, maybe when you get bigger, you can pick me up better!”

I hope you enjoyed!!!

Sandy Appleyard
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Good Monday morning all!!

Here are some funny things I felt like sharing with you today.  I hope you enjoy!

“Oh No!”

Victoria lifted up my shirt and poked my belly button.  Olivia piped up and said “Don’t,Victoria, someone might be in there!”

 “My Leg Came Out!”

Olivia screamed from the bathroom “Mommy, my leg came out!”, so I ran, freaking out….it turns out her pant leg was inside out.

“Hide and Seek”

Olivia:  “Daddy, let’s play hide and seek”. 

Rob: “Sure”.

Olivia:  “Okay, Daddy, I’m going to go hide behind the door”.

Have a great day!!

Sandy Appleyard

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Happy Wednesday!  I took the girls to Marineland this morning and I thought I'd share something cute they said as we drove into the parking lot.

Victoria:  "Wow, there's lots of cars here."

Olivia:  "That's because everyone loves Marineland!"

Here's more for your enjoyment:

“Voicing the Obvious”

As Victoria was screaming and crying, Olivia was trying to tell me something and I couldn’t hear her, so I kept saying “honey, I can’t hear you”.  When Victoria stopped crying, I then asked Olivia what she wanted to tell me.  She answered “Mommy, I wanted to tell you that Victoria is crying”.

“Where are You?”

We were trying to teach Olivia to recognize the places where we travel.  We asked her questions like:  “where are we?” and she would reply “at the grocery store”, or “at home”, or “where Mommy gets her back fixed”.  One day we were on a walk, Olivia was on her bike and Rob asked her “where are we Olivia?” she answered “Daddy, I’m right here!”

I hope that brightened your day!

Stay tuned for more laughs :)

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I hope you're all having a good Monday morning!  Here's a little something to make it lighter :)

“Arm Humper”

 Olivia was playing with her doctor set.  She approached me, put the blood pressure armband on me and said “see Mommy?  It’s an arm humper”. 

“Tummy Hurts”

Olivia said her tummy hurt, so I asked her what might make her feel better, she answered “my gingerbread cookie”.

“I want juice”

I asked Olivia if she wanted any more brothers or sisters, she answered decisively “Mommy, I want juice”.

Stay tuned for more later in the week.....

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Happy Thursday!  I hope you enjoyed my first blog; here is my second post!

“Marker Trouble”

Victoria was having a typical day where she was getting into everything.  Each time she would once again get into something else, I kept calling her a trouble maker.  As Olivia was trying to put away all her colouring books and crayons, Victoria continuously took them out of the box and threw them all over the floor again.  In frustration, Olivia shouted out “Victoria, you’re a marker trouble!”

 “Yesterday”

When Olivia awoke, I asked her if she had to go pee.  She answered “No Mommy, I went pee yesterday”.

“The Hand Store”

We went to the second hand store to buy the girls some much needed clothes. On the way to the store, Olivia asked “Mommy, where’s the hand store?”

 “All My Hands”

Olivia came out of the bathroom and said proudly “Mommy, I finished washing all my hands!”. 

Stay tuned for more laughs....:)

This is the first of many blogs to come about my children.  They have a unique way of making us laugh and I have compiled a diary of all the funny and endearing things they have said since they were born. 

Here is a small sample:

“Burgers”

I sneezed and asked Olivia to hurry and go get me a tissue; she exclaimed “Hurry!  Before the burgers get out!!”

“Break the water!”

I was bathing both Olivia and Victoria, and Victoria was splashing away in her tub. Olivia started screaming “Oh no Mommy!  Victoria is going to break the water!!”

 “In Her Cage”

 Victoria awoke in her crib and Olivia decided to go in her room and greet her.  Olivia came to me afterwards and said very sweetly “Mommy, Victoria smiled at me in her cage”.

Did you laugh????