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 Hide and Seek

 

 Victoria pulled her blanket over her feet and then pulled it away.  She looked at me and said “Mommy, feeties play hide and seek?”

 

I was playing hide and seek with Victoria.  She said it was my turn to hide, so I went to hide in the bedroom behind our entrance wall.  I told her I was ready for her to come find me and she answered “But Mommy, where are you hiding?” Then when it was my turn to hide again, she said “Mommy, can you go hide in your bed?”

 

Playing hide and seek at the bus stop; there was a big tree and the little tree there.  Victoria instructed me where I should go hide.  First she told me to go hide at the little tree, then it was my turn again and she said for me to go hide behind the big tree.  I said “It’s your turn, why don’t you go hide behind the big tree?”  She slowly approached it and then stopped and turned around and commented innocently “But Mommy, I’m kind of afraid of the big tree…”

 

Olivia:  “Daddy, let’s play hide and seek.”

Rob:  “Sure.”

Olivia:  “Okay, Daddy, I’m going to go hide behind the door.”

 

Heard while the girls played hide and seek….it was Victoria’s turn to count.  “1, 2, 3, 10….ready or not, here I come!!”


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Happy Tuesday!  Has anyone laughed today????  Here's some help!

“Hand Washing”

 We went camping once, and Olivia was so tired. I asked her to go wash her hands before dinner.  Five minutes later, I went to check on her.  She was standing by the sink, with one finger under the water.  I asked her what she was doing and she answered innocently “I don’t know…”.

“Backwards”

 On our way to the cottage, there was a big transport truck beside us going slightly faster than us.  Olivia asked me “Mommy, why are we going backwards?”

 “Put Me In My Place”

 Olivia had her favourite dress on.  Just as I was starting to prepare dinner, she announced that she needed to go pee and then changed her mind.  I suggested she go try because “we don’t want you to pee your pants."  She turned around, hands on hips, stern look on her face and said “You mean pee my DRESS Mommy!”

 “Popsicle”

 In the middle of a heat wave Olivia said breathlessly “Mommy, it’s hot, I better go straight home and have a popsicle!”

“Penny For Your Thoughts”

 Olivia was sitting with me at the dinner table eating her lunch and very seriously perusing her summer school handout.  I said to her “penny for your thoughts?”  She looked at me puzzled, and held out her hand…….

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Good Sunday morning all!  As promised, here are some more laughs for you to enjoy!!!

“Momma…..shower”

 Victoria had begun using two word sentences.  She started saying “Momma…..shower”.  So one day I was in the bathroom having a very long pee.  Olivia was in the hallway helping Victoria put on her shoes.  Victoria heard me peeing and said “Momma…..shower”.

 “Shouting”

 Olivia was shouting at me in frustration, so I said “stop shouting at me”, she retorted “Mommy, I’m not shouting, I’m yelling”, then she heard my giggle and told me to stop laughing at her.

 “Foot in Mom’s Mouth”

 After several attempts to get her to listen to me, I usually would tell Olivia to get over here or I will spank her bum (which it never comes to that).  Once I let it slip and instead I said “Olivia, get over here or I will smack your ass!” she yelled back “Mommy, don’t say ass!”

 “Broken ear”

 Olivia complained of a sore ear.  The next morning I asked her if she wanted to go to school.  She answered “But Mommy, I can’t go to school with a broken ear!”

 “Questions Only a Kid Would Ask”

 Olivia:  “Mommy, do your shoes light up, too?”

 “Foot In Mom’s Mouth”

 Whenever I’m having a bad day with the girls, I’ll say “You guys are making me nuts”.  Once, Olivia did not want me to say no to her, and when I did, she responded “Mommy, you’re giving me some nuts!”

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Good Wednesday morning all!  As promised, here is another edition of 'Laugh'.  I hope you all enjoy!!

“Tummy Ache”

 Olivia said she had a tummy ache. So I asked if she needed to poop or pee.  She said no but I encouraged her to go try.  She was in the bathroom less than ten seconds, opened the door and said with such delight “Mommy, I tooted!”.

“Put it in a sock!”

 I was having a tough time with Victoria and her incessant crying.  Under my breath I said “oh, put a sock in it”.  While I’m in the washroom, I heard Victoria crying and then Olivia blurted out “oh, Victoria, put it in a sock!”

“In the washroom”

 Rob asked Olivia if she went to the washroom.  Olivia answered yes, so he then asked her if she went poop and pee; she again answered yes.  He then asked her when she went and she answered “when I was in the bathroom, Daddy”.

 “The fruit cup”

 Olivia:  “Mommy, can I have another fruit cup?”

Me: “No, you just had one and lunch time is soon”.

Olivia: “Please, please with a cherry on top??”

Me: “Olivia, when Mommy says no, it means no”.

Olivia:  “Mommy, can you say yes?”

“Diaper Don’ts”

 I checked Victoria’s diaper and changed it based on the fact that there was definitely something in there.  Only to find out it was not poop but instead a blue crayon.

……………….

  asked Victoria today if she had a poopy bum.  She answered “no, no bum”.

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Happy Saturday everyone!!  Here's something to help you enjoy your weekend!

“Snack Time”

 I was bringing Olivia home from school and asked her what she had for snack time.  She answered “bread and apple juice”.  I asked her what was on the bread and she answered “um….crumbs”.

“Baby Alive”

 The kids were opening up their Easter gifts and Olivia got Baby Alive.  Rob gave her the diaper and explained that it was for when she poops and pees.  Olivia said in disgust “I don’t want her to do that”.

 “Loblaws”

 Olivia asked me “Mommy, when are we going to blaw blaws?”  I looked at her, puzzled and then realized she was asking when are we going to Loblaws.

 “The Pee Store”

 We were on a long road trip and we were about to make a pit stop.  Rob first stopped for gas and while he was filling up, Olivia asked “Mommy, when are we going to the pee store?”

 “Milk?”

 Victoria climbed up on the table at lunch and tried to get my milk.  I said to her “no, that’s Mommy’s milk, where’s your milk?”  She looked down at my chest!

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I hope you're all enjoying your Wednesday!  Here is some funny stuff to help you out.

“Meltdowns”

 Olivia was being difficult and I feared she was close to having a meltdown.  She started roughly grabbing and pulling down her earlobes until they were white with strain.  When I asked her to calm down, she started protesting “Mommy, but my ears hurt!”

“Two Second Rule”

 We were eating lunch and there was cucumber on the floor.  Olivia picked it up and said “oh, that’s dirty, here Victoria”, as she offered it to her sister to eat.

“Hat”

 Olivia was in the truck and realized she had no hat on.  She said “Mommy, you forgot to put my hat on….yeah, my hair is getting really cold”.

 “Singing”

 Olivia was rocking out in the back of the truck, making up her own song.  Lyrics included “Mommy helps me when I go poo…do do do do…”.

 “Big bum”

 Olivia strolled into the bathroom with me while I was on the toilet.  She went behind to try and flush for me and stopped, looked up at me, puzzled, she said “Mommy, you have a BIG BUM!”

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