Word Mixups

:)  Olivia had a really sore throat, so I took her to the doctor’s.  When the doctor was examining her, he said he was going to do a swab next.  Olivia asked “Mommy, what’s a slob?”

:)  Olivia was telling Rob how happy she was that she was okay after having fallen down the stairs.  I commented that after the last few mishaps, it almost makes me consider moving into a bungalow.  Olivia responded “Mommy, you can’t live in a Buffalo!”

:)  We were at a venue for Victoria’s third birthday party.  Rob was trying to get Victoria to turn around and look at me so I could take her picture with her cute little smock on.  She grabbed her bum and was trying to turn around.  As it occurred to Rob what she was actually doing, he laughed and said “No honey, I said look at your Mom, not your bum!”

:)  We were at my aunt’s house and her phone rang inside the house.  It was her brother in law Peter.  When she came back outside, she announced that it was Peter on the phone.  Victoria said “Someone peed on your phone?”  My aunt laughed and explained “No, Peter was on the phone.”  Victoria thought for a moment, and added “Peter peed on your phone?”

:)  As a precaution I always put both kids hair in pony tail braids during head lice season.  When the kids were home for Christmas break, I offered to leave their hair down for a change.  Olivia admired her long beautiful hair and went to show it off to Rob.  She exclaimed “Look Daddy!  We get to wear our hair down today!  We don’t have to worry about the head lights!”