I hope you're all enjoying your Wednesday!  Here is some funny stuff to help you out.

“Meltdowns”

 Olivia was being difficult and I feared she was close to having a meltdown.  She started roughly grabbing and pulling down her earlobes until they were white with strain.  When I asked her to calm down, she started protesting “Mommy, but my ears hurt!”

“Two Second Rule”

 We were eating lunch and there was cucumber on the floor.  Olivia picked it up and said “oh, that’s dirty, here Victoria”, as she offered it to her sister to eat.

“Hat”

 Olivia was in the truck and realized she had no hat on.  She said “Mommy, you forgot to put my hat on….yeah, my hair is getting really cold”.

 “Singing”

 Olivia was rocking out in the back of the truck, making up her own song.  Lyrics included “Mommy helps me when I go poo…do do do do…”.

 “Big bum”

 Olivia strolled into the bathroom with me while I was on the toilet.  She went behind to try and flush for me and stopped, looked up at me, puzzled, she said “Mommy, you have a BIG BUM!”

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I hope you enjoyed the laughs!

Sandy Appleyard

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