Good Sunday morning all!  As promised, here are some more laughs for you to enjoy!!!

“Momma…..shower”

 Victoria had begun using two word sentences.  She started saying “Momma…..shower”.  So one day I was in the bathroom having a very long pee.  Olivia was in the hallway helping Victoria put on her shoes.  Victoria heard me peeing and said “Momma…..shower”.

 “Shouting”

 Olivia was shouting at me in frustration, so I said “stop shouting at me”, she retorted “Mommy, I’m not shouting, I’m yelling”, then she heard my giggle and told me to stop laughing at her.

 “Foot in Mom’s Mouth”

 After several attempts to get her to listen to me, I usually would tell Olivia to get over here or I will spank her bum (which it never comes to that).  Once I let it slip and instead I said “Olivia, get over here or I will smack your ass!” she yelled back “Mommy, don’t say ass!”

 “Broken ear”

 Olivia complained of a sore ear.  The next morning I asked her if she wanted to go to school.  She answered “But Mommy, I can’t go to school with a broken ear!”

 “Questions Only a Kid Would Ask”

 Olivia:  “Mommy, do your shoes light up, too?”

 “Foot In Mom’s Mouth”

 Whenever I’m having a bad day with the girls, I’ll say “You guys are making me nuts”.  Once, Olivia did not want me to say no to her, and when I did, she responded “Mommy, you’re giving me some nuts!”

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