Good Wednesday morning all! As promised, here is another edition of 'Laugh'. I hope you all enjoy!!
“Tummy Ache”
Olivia
said she had a tummy ache. So I asked if she needed to poop or pee. She said no but I encouraged her to go
try. She was in the bathroom less than
ten seconds, opened the door and said with such delight “Mommy, I tooted!”.
“Put it in a sock!”
I
was having a tough time with Victoria and her incessant crying. Under my breath I said “oh, put a sock in
it”. While I’m in the washroom, I heard Victoria crying and then Olivia blurted out “oh, Victoria, put it in a sock!”
“In the washroom”
Rob
asked Olivia if she went to the washroom.
Olivia answered yes, so he then asked her if she went poop and pee; she
again answered yes. He then asked her
when she went and she answered “when I was in the bathroom, Daddy”.
“The fruit cup”
Olivia: “Mommy, can I have another fruit cup?”
Me:
“No, you just had one and lunch time is soon”.
Olivia:
“Please, please with a cherry on top??”
Me:
“Olivia, when Mommy says no, it means no”.
Olivia: “Mommy, can you say yes?”
“Diaper Don’ts”
I
checked Victoria’s diaper and changed it based on the fact that there
was definitely something in there. Only
to find out it was not poop but instead a blue crayon.
……………….
asked
Victoria today if she had a poopy bum. She answered “no, no bum”.
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